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Coked up Crab 'Cocaincer' - Cancer - 4.5" Astrological Funny Parody Patch

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Coked up Crab 'Cocaincer' - Cancer - 4.5" Astrological Funny Parody Patch

Despite your hard shell crab image, y'all are extremely sensitive, manipulative, thin-skinned and moody as hell (all according to the interwebs, of course) .. so we made ours a bit more coked up. Enjoy!  ♋ 

  • 3.5 inches high by 4.5 inches wide.
  • Includes hook fastener backing.
  • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
  • Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.

*Does Not Include Matching Loop Fastener Piece*

Despite your hard shell crab image, y'all are extremely sensitive, manipulative, thin-skinned and moody as hell (all according to the interwebs, of course) .. so we made ours a bit more coked up. Enjoy!  ♋ 

  • 3.5 inches high by 4.5 inches wide.
  • Includes hook fastener backing.
  • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
  • Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.

*Does Not Include Matching Loop Fastener Piece*

$2.70

Original: $8.99

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Coked up Crab 'Cocaincer' - Cancer - 4.5" Astrological Funny Parody Patch

$8.99

$2.70

Description

Despite your hard shell crab image, y'all are extremely sensitive, manipulative, thin-skinned and moody as hell (all according to the interwebs, of course) .. so we made ours a bit more coked up. Enjoy!  ♋ 

  • 3.5 inches high by 4.5 inches wide.
  • Includes hook fastener backing.
  • Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
  • Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.

*Does Not Include Matching Loop Fastener Piece*