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Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

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Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.

  • PVC Patch 
  • Measures 2.75 inches
  • Imported
  • Hook fastener sewn on back

Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.

  • PVC Patch 
  • Measures 2.75 inches
  • Imported
  • Hook fastener sewn on back
$2.70

Original: $8.99

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Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch

$8.99

$2.70

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Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.

  • PVC Patch 
  • Measures 2.75 inches
  • Imported
  • Hook fastener sewn on back