
Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch
Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.
- PVC Patch
- Measures 2.75 inches
- Imported
- Hook fastener sewn on back
Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.
- PVC Patch
- Measures 2.75 inches
- Imported
- Hook fastener sewn on back
Original: $8.99
-70%$8.99
$2.70Description
Nothing says “functional member of society” like a 2.75-inch PVC patch proudly declaring your deeply confused relationship with pain and pleasure. Featuring a taser and the phrase "DON’T TAZE ME...I’LL CUM", it’s perfect for making strangers uncomfortable at five yards.
- PVC Patch
- Measures 2.75 inches
- Imported
- Hook fastener sewn on back
















